I am here with another segment of ridiculous questions.

1. A roster laid an egg on top of the barn roof. Which way did it roll. (rosters don’t lay eggs)
2. A is the father of B. But B is not the son of A. how is that possible? (B is the daughter)
3. If you had only one match, and entered a dark room containing an oil lamp, some newspaper, and some kindling wood, which would you light first? ( The match)
4. What goes up and never comes down? (Age)
5. If Mr Smith’s peacock lays an egg in Mr Jones’s yard, Who owns the egg? (peacocks don’t lay eggs)